The hostage crisis is in full swing. Duke has been parachuted into Iran to make a covert payoff - it's all part of a nefarious scheme by Jim "Obscene Profits" Andrews. But everything goes wrong, and he's caught by the Revolutionary Guard and tried as a spy. They don't believe his defense that he was just a harmless tourist, and now he's about to be shot at dawn. In fact, he's already blindfolded and standing in front of the firing squad. But Duke wouldn't be Duke if he didn't keep on negotiating.
"Five hundred thousand dollars! In gold!" barks the Iranian colonel. Duke isn't fazed.
"Two hundred fifty thousand! And that's my
final offer!" he replies.