(Adapted from The Monty Python Bookshop Sketch. Graham Chapman has already asked for a long list of bizarre books)
Chapman: Oh, well do, do you have--
Cleese: No, we haven't. No, we haven't.
Cleese: Sorry, no, it's one o'clock now, we're closing for lunch--
Chapman: Ah, I--I saw it--
Cleese: I'm sorry--
Chapman: I saw it over there! I saw it...
Cleese: What? What? WHAT?!?
Chapman: I saw it over there: 'The Official Scrabble Word-Finder'!
Cleese: (pause; trying to stay calm)
'The Official Scrabble Word-Finder'?
Yes, well, we do have that, as a matter of fact....
Chapman: The expurgated version....
Cleese: (pause; politely)
I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that...?
Chapman: The expurgated version.
The EXPURGATED version of 'The Official Scrabble Word-Finder'?!?!?!?!?
The one without QI!
Cleese: The one without QI-!!! They've ALL got QI!! It's an Official Scrabble Word, it's in all the books!!!
Well, I don't like it... it spoils the game.
All right! I'll remove it!! (rrrip!)
Any other words you don't like?!
Chapman: I don't like CH...
CH! Right! CH! (rrrip!)
There you are, any others you don't like, any others?
Cleese: Right! (flipping through the book)
YU, YU, YU, 'ere we are! (rrriiip!)
There you are! No QI, no CH, no YU, THERE's your book!
I can't buy that! It's torn!