[With apologies to Monty Python]
John Cleese: Albatross! Albatross!! Albatross!!!
Customer: Have you got any character development or memorable dialogue?
Cleese: Of course I haven't got any bloody character development or memorable dialogue, this is a bloody Jules Verne novel! But I have got an Albatross...
Customer: What flavour is it?
Cleese: It isn't any fucking flavour, it's a fucking heavier-than-air flying machine. Albatross...
Customer: But everything's got a flavour.
Cleese: Alright then, it's fucking Captain Nemo flavour. Alb...
Customer: Can I get it without racism?
Cleese: No, you can't get it without bloody fucking cocksucking racism. Al...
Customer: I'll take two of them.
Cleese: Okay, okay, Robur-le-Conquérant
and Maître du Monde
coming up. Albatross!(continues ad infinitum)