ANCHORMAN: And now we're going over to Goodreads, where they're just about to present the coveted Worst Book Of All Time Award. I know we're looking forward to finding out who the winner will be. Stay tuned.
ZIPPY THE PINHEAD: Ladies, gentlemen and others
. I am indeed Zippy the Pinhead
!! Don't believe any malicious rumors you may have heard to the contrary, possibly based on my use of bold fonts
. No sir, this is Zippy at your service!!!
ZIPPY: Well done
, Mr Jagger, well done! If only Mr. Spinrad hadn't spoiled things with that preface
. He almost made it seem like the book had a point
. And excuse me for saying it, but you were a little short on gratuitous sex
VOICE FROM CROWD: What about the pleasure-femmes of Zind?
, sir, indeed! More pleasure-femmes
, that might have done it! Well, better luck next time
ZIPPY: Careful with those things, gentlemen! I'm standing well back
FIRST VELOCIRAPTOR: No hard feelings. It's a fair result. Our writing was too good.
SECOND VELOCIRAPTOR: Hardly any continuity errors.
FIRST VELOCIRAPTOR: And not enough boobies.
SECOND VELOCIRAPTOR: Yeah.