ANCHORMAN: And now we're going over to Goodreads, where they're just about to present the coveted Worst Book Of All Time Award. I know we're looking forward to finding out who the winner will be. Stay tuned.
ZIPPY THE PINHEAD: Ladies, gentlemen and
others. I am indeed
Zippy the Pinhead!! Don't believe any malicious rumors you may have heard to the contrary, possibly based on my use of
bold fonts and
LOLcats. No sir, this is
Zippy at your service!!!ZIPPY:
Well done, Mr Jagger, well done! If only Mr. Spinrad hadn't spoiled things with that
preface. He almost made it seem like the book had a
point. And excuse me for saying it, but you were a little short on
gratuitous sex...
VOICE FROM CROWD: What about the pleasure-femmes of Zind?
ZIPPY:
Indeed, sir, indeed!
More pleasure-femmes, that might have done it! Well,
better luck next time...
ZIPPY: Careful with those things, gentlemen! I'm
standing well back.
FIRST VELOCIRAPTOR: No hard feelings. It's a fair result. Our writing was too good.
SECOND VELOCIRAPTOR: Hardly any continuity errors.
FIRST VELOCIRAPTOR: And not enough boobies.
SECOND VELOCIRAPTOR: Yeah.