Tired of being picked on by literary snobs? Unable to hold your head up on Goodreads? Now, with an investment of only ten minutes of your time
* you will be able to say you have read Proust in the original!
† Can you afford to ignore this amazing offer?
* Exact time may depend on reading level in French.
† Portions of text may be edited or simplified for presentational purposes. No representation explicit or implicit is made that other kids will believe your claim, take you more seriously as a result, or refrain from beating you up and throwing your dumb book in the bushes.