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Manny Rayner's book reviews

I love reviewing books - have been doing it at Goodreads, but considering moving here.

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Authorized Murder

Authorised Murder - Isaac Asimov Another bandwagon I couldn't resist the urge to jump on...

ASIMOV: Good morning team. Now, I know you're all eager to get started on Authorised Murder, but why don't we take a moment to introduce ourselves. You first.

ASIMOV: I'm Asimov. Overall concept. I'm proud to say that it's going to be a sexy, post-modernist mystery...

ASIMOV: You gotta be kidding. How are we ever-

ASIMOV: Shut up, Asimov. Next?

ASIMOV: Asimov. Plot and suspense.

ASIMOV: Like you're going to be able to do plot and suspense! I mean, if we'd had Asimov, it might have been different-

ASIMOV: I said shut up, Asimov! Asimov is busy with Robot 8, but I'm confident Asimov will do a fine job. Next!

ASIMOV: Asimov. Sex and romance.

ASIMOV: Oh come on Asimov, get real. What do you know about sex and romance? What was wrong with using Asimov?

ASIMOV: He's finishing The Gods Themselves. But Asimov knows his stuff. I'm sure we've all read his books on dirty limericks, they're first class.

ASIMOV: Yeah, right. So okay, Asimov, what's the sex and romance going to be like?

ASIMOV: Well Asimov, I got a few ideas. One of the characters is gonna have this weird thing, he's into-

ASIMOV: Spare us the details, Asimov. Is that it?

ASIMOV: No way, Asimov, I was just getting started when you so rudely interrupted me! The weird thing, and then I'm going to describe all the women's breasts every time I get an-

ASIMOV: Jesus Christ! It's worse than I thought. Why didn't we ask Asimov to do this part?

ASIMOV: He's just started Asimov's Guide to the Bible. Booked up. And look, it's not so bad-

ASIMOV: Not so bad?

ASIMOV: Like I said, not so bad. We don't have anyone to do characterization. Describing the women's breasts is a whole lot better than nothing at all.

ASIMOV: You mean, if we didn't know what their tits looked like we wouldn't be able to tell them apart?

ASIMOV: Asimov, stop being so negative. Tell us what you're doing instead.

ASIMOV: Post-modernism. I-

ASIMOV: I coulda guessed. So what's your idea of post-modernism, smartass?

ASIMOV: I'm making Asimov a character in the story. And he co-writes it with the narrator and they have little fights in the footnotes. It's sophisticated and droll-

ASIMOV: Ha! And you were laughing at Asimov. Asimov, why the heck didn't Asimov get this job?

ASIMOV: He's assigned to Asimov's Paradise Lost until September. Stop whining, Asimov.

ASIMOV: Yeah, Asimov, he's right. We got a job to do. Deadline, remember?

ASIMOV: Sorry, Asimov.

ASIMOV: It's alright, Asimov.

ASIMOV: Thank you team, I knew you were all professionals. Now I want a first draft by Tuesday. That okay with everyone?

ASIMOV: Can we make it Wednesday, Asimov? I promised Asimov I'd lend him a hand with Hugo Winners Volume III.

ASIMOV: Fair enough, Asimov. Wednesday it is. Nine o'clock start?

ASIMOV: Sure, Asimov.

ASIMOV: Good with me, Asimov.

ASIMOV: No problem, Asimov.

ASIMOV: Great! Now come on guys, no time to lose. Let's get writing.