Ee Gromit, it's all about us! Champion what? I think it's got everything, pooch! Cheese, time-travel, terrible jokes, lovingly drawn artwork. Cheese too! 'Oo could ask for more? And all them books you read, I'd never even noticed! Caninestein's Theory of Relativity! A Brief History of Time
by Stephen Barking! Even a chess book by Garry Catsparov!
Well, I think that went about as well as could be expected. Now how about a nice cup of tea? Eh?