For the Celebrity Death Match Review Tournament, Lolita (11) versus 1984 (22)
- You sent for me, sir?
- Yes. Smith, Winston?
- That's right sir.
- Alright, Smith, sit down. I have an assignment for you. It's a little unusual.
- Yes sir.
- How do you feel about pedophiles, Smith?The rest of this review is in my book What Pooh Might Have Said to Dante and Other Futile Speculations