
JOHN CLEESE: I would like to register a complaint about this parrot, what I read about not half an hour ago in a Flaubert short story.
MICHAEL PALIN: Oh yeah? What's wrong wiv it?
CLEESE: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my good man. It's representing the Holy Ghost, that's what's wrong with it.
The rest of this review is in my book If Research Were Romance and Other Implausible Conjectures