"Well, Manny," said Manny, "You've finished the book. Now obviously you want to post a review? Here, I've got a few all made up. Just say which one you like best. How about this? 'A dazzling tour de force that masterfully pays homage to Joyce, Pynchon and Sterne, while simultaneously deconstructing-'"
"Bollocks," said Manny without even waiting for the conclusion.The rest of this review is in my book If Research Were Romance and Other Implausible Conjectures