I'm not sure whether George Bernard Shaw's last play was ever performed, but I've taken the liberty of shortening it slightly and adding a few modern references - perhaps that will help. So, with apologies to Madeline, may I present
Shakes versus Shav (abridged version)[Enter SHAW PUPPET dressed as KIM JONG IL from Team America: World Police
]SHAW PUPPET:
[singing in melancholy tone] I'm so ronery/So ronery/So arways and onry arone...
[Enter SHAKESPEARE PUPPET dressed as HANS BLIX]SHAKESPEARE PUPPET: Oh, hello George! I...
[SHAW PUPPET presses button, opening trap door. SHAKESPEARE PUPPET falls through and is noisily eaten by a GIANT SHARK]SHAW PUPPET: Fuck you, Mr. Shakespeare.
THE END