Sad to tell, this book has never been published and does not in fact exist. I am, however, confident that a judicious application of the Ontological Argument should be enough to resolve these minor technical problems.
As Anselm of Canterbury nearly said in 1103, many books could potentially be called
Creationism for Dummies. Most of them will be imperfect in some way. But, inevitably, there must also be a perfect version of
Creationism for Dummies. Since existence is a perfection, an existing
Creationism for Dummies must be more perfect than a non-existing
Creationism for Dummies. Hence the perfect
Creationism for Dummies exists.
For more details, consult your local source of infallible truth or
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